The fact that the same three letters can mean entirely different things depending on where you are has a subtle humorous quality. When you pass a bank branch on a busy street in midtown Manhattan, the glowing ATM sign indicates that there is a cash machine nearby. When a friend asks you if you want to go out to lunch in a text thread, the response “can’t, busy atm” tells you something completely different. identical letters. completely different worlds. And nobody seems perplexed, for some reason. In online chat and texting, ATM nearly always refers to “at the moment.” It…
Author: Kelsey Myers
Someone makes a claim that no one believes in the middle of a group chat. Perhaps it’s meeting a famous person outside a downtown Atlanta coffee shop or completing a week’s worth of homework in an hour. The reply is quick and typically consists of a single word and a tiny blue emoji. “Cap 🧢.” No further explanation is needed. Everyone in the thread is already fully aware of its meaning. The thing about “cap” is that it quickly rose from a particular cultural niche to the absolute center of online communication among younger people. “Cap” refers to lying, exaggerating,…
Certain words exist in the language in a subdued manner, never requiring attention or creating problems. “Jot” is among them. Despite having only one syllable and four letters, it has more history than most people ever realize. A phone number on a napkin or a grocery list on the back of a receipt are examples of how it can enter a conversation with ease and vanish just as quickly. However, the word merits a brief pause, so it’s worthwhile. “Jot” basically means to quickly write something down. Not formally, not methodically, but swiftly. The word itself has an inherent sense…
There’s a word that appears on rural back porches, in old westerns, and sometimes in the mouths of grandparents reprimanding young children by the cookie jar. Varmint is that word. Even though it is informal and somewhat humorous to modern ears, it has endured centuries of linguistic change while more formal terms have subtly disappeared. Rough-edged, precise in its ambiguity, and carrying a unique flavor of North American life that a dictionary entry can describe but falls short of capturing, there’s something about it that sticks. To put it simply, a varmint is a wild animal that is regarded as…
Few acronyms are as adept at living two lives as CYA. In one world, it’s lighthearted and informal, the type of thing you type before throwing your phone on the couch at the conclusion of a conversation. In another, it’s a well-thought-out professional tactic with a Wikipedia entry, legal ramifications, and a mention in a Frederick Forsyth book. The same three letters. distinct survival instincts. Start with the less complicated version. CYA is a phonetic shorthand for “see ya” in texts, direct messages, and the kind of brief back-and-forth that hardly counts as conversation. It originated from the same early…
The way language evolves online is almost imperceptible. Three letters at the end of a message can do all the emotional heavy lifting one day while you’re typing complete sentences the next. TIA is precisely that type of shorthand; it’s compact, effective, and has greater social significance than most people realize. TIA is an acronym for “thanks in advance.” That’s the condensed version. It can be found at the end of requests in group chats, Instagram direct messages, Reddit threads, text messages, and the type of brief office emails that no one wants to write for too long. It originated…
When you walk into any college softball stadium during the postseason, you’ll notice that the scoreboard is ticking through innings at a pace that feels different from baseball. The stands will be buzzing, and the smell of freshly cut grass will mix with whatever the concession stand is burning. tighter. more pressing. It’s not a coincidence. Every aspect of how college softball is played, coached, and experienced is shaped by this one structural decision. The game is played in seven innings. From high school to the Women’s College World Series, seven innings is the norm in almost every level of…
In late May, Devon Park takes on a certain atmosphere. It feels a little bigger than a college athletic event because of the Oklahoma City heat, the crowded stands, and the sound of metal bats. Given the teams traveling to OG&E Field, the 2026 Women’s College World Series, which begins on May 28, appears to have the potential to be truly memorable. Alabama secured its 16th Women’s College World Series appearance on Saturday by defeating LSU 4-1 in Tuscaloosa, earning its spot the hard way. Even by postseason standards, the game was unusual; a lightning delay lasted almost two hours,…
The way York University has presented its plan to move Glendon College to the Keele campus is subtly unsettling. “Just the start of a conversation,” the administration repeatedly claims. However, the discussion feels less like an open question and more like a predetermined conclusion when your interim provost informs faculty council that the university lacks the $70 to $80 million required to maintain the current campus. In the world of expansive commuter universities, Glendon is located in midtown Toronto on a property that, to be honest, feels a little out of place. It’s a small, intimate campus with well-kept grounds,…
Celebrity owners seeking a new business venture, state-backed organizations, private consortiums, and wealthy investors have all built football teams. Then there is Orbit College FC, a team from Rustenburg in the North West Province of South Africa that is essentially owned by a public technical and vocational education and training institution. The players’ jerseys bear the name of this same college. This ownership structure, which is practically unique in the professional game, reveals a significant aspect of the club’s origins. The South African Department of Higher Education and Training’s state-run ORBIT TVET College is the official owner and operator of…
